TIME FOR POLITICS!

"My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat) 11/07/2016 at 15:34 • Filed to: None

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After the cool car. Who to vote for?

Nibby > My citroen won't start 11/07/2016 at 15:38

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ORLOVE 2016

Hoccy > My citroen won't start 11/07/2016 at 15:38

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I’m very happy that I vote in a different country..

GordonBombay > My citroen won't start 11/07/2016 at 15:39

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For Sweden > My citroen won't start 11/07/2016 at 15:41

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Vote out all the incumbent judges, because true justice comes from the workers.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > My citroen won't start 11/07/2016 at 15:41

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I’ll vote for whoever gives me that Turbo 2.

My citroen won't start > For Sweden 11/07/2016 at 15:42

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See, I agree with that.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > My citroen won't start 11/07/2016 at 15:43

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Vote McBoatface.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > My citroen won't start 11/07/2016 at 15:43

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Me obviously...or I’ll just seize power

My citroen won't start > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 11/07/2016 at 15:44

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Boaty McBoat face only caters to his boat electorate.

My citroen won't start > Hoccy 11/07/2016 at 15:44

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Well, my country is in deep shit, so I don’t know about that.

mtdrift > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 11/07/2016 at 15:44

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A Turbo 2 in every garage!

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > My citroen won't start 11/07/2016 at 15:45

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Won’t even get to cater to them once they take the election away from him. #Rigged

TheHondaBro > My citroen won't start 11/07/2016 at 15:45

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Fear elects presidents. Those presidents represent fear.

Clinton 2016

jimz > My citroen won't start 11/07/2016 at 15:46

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I’m writing in Pat Paulsen. He stopped running for president about 20 years ago; death will do that to ya. But ya know what? he’s stayed dead for 20 years now. To me that speaks to his reliability and trustworthiness; what other politician can stick to a message for that long?

For Sweden > My citroen won't start 11/07/2016 at 15:48

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For the presidential race, consider that only one candidate has experience living inside the White House Residence. If you elect Donald Trump, he’ll waste most of his term trying to find outlets behind furniture.

Hoccy > My citroen won't start 11/07/2016 at 15:50

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Here in Norway voting for anyone else than the two largest parties actually makes sense.

ttyymmnn > TheHondaBro 11/07/2016 at 15:55

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#Clinton 1992

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > My citroen won't start 11/07/2016 at 16:04

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My vote goes to André Citroën !!!

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > My citroen won't start 11/07/2016 at 16:09

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Gary Carter 2016, he may die during office but if joe biden is his vp that would work out too.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > My citroen won't start 11/07/2016 at 16:17

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I’m with her. Also, despite their best efforts to stop me, the State of Kansas is going to let me vote tomorrow (which I happily learned this morning).

TheHondaBro > ttyymmnn 11/07/2016 at 16:18

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Lincoln 2016

BorkBorkBjork > My citroen won't start 11/07/2016 at 16:20

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I wrote in Imperial German Field Marshal August von Mackenson.

Just look at that man. He means BUSINESS.

For Sweden > ttyymmnn 11/07/2016 at 16:21

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#Biden1988

Textured Soy Protein > My citroen won't start 11/07/2016 at 16:21

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This ad has been airing here in Wisconsin. I can’t watch it with a straight face.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > My citroen won't start 11/07/2016 at 16:29

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Scoob 2016 A Poop America Can Trust (not really)

nermal > Textured Soy Protein 11/07/2016 at 16:30

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This is amazing.

nermal > My citroen won't start 11/07/2016 at 16:35

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I’ll just leave this here.

duurtlang > Hoccy 11/07/2016 at 16:38

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US elections put elections in my own country in perspective. I can bitch about our politicians all day long, but I know it can always get worse (in a 1st world country).

My citroen won't start > nermal 11/07/2016 at 16:39

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Yep, that’s about as childish and tacky as Trump gets

Thanks for the laugh!

thebigbossyboss > My citroen won't start 11/07/2016 at 16:48

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Well, I don’t live in the Yukon Territory whose election is today. But if I did I would vote Yukon Party.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/north/yukon-election-five-things-to-watch-1.3837671

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Hoccy 11/07/2016 at 17:30

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Go roll around in a vault full of oil money for me. My family left Scandinavia years ago, I fucking wish I was from there now.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > For Sweden 11/07/2016 at 22:50

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The most Volvo of parties!

IanZ - limited-slip indifferential > Textured Soy Protein 11/07/2016 at 23:04

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Samantha Bee said something along the lines of “facts without context are as bad as lies”, and that’s the case with the whole “destroying phones with hammers” nonsense. Clinton aides were required by law to destroy old devices. Not a good political ad, 5/7 comedy skit.

My citroen won't start > BorkBorkBjork 11/08/2016 at 04:28

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That’s a good hat. A Presidential hat!